A man is alone on an island with no food and no water, yet he does not fear for his life, Why?
Answer: The "island" is a traffic island.
A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this feat?
Answer: He hung his hat on the barrel of his gun.
A magician had a water glass that was filled to the top. Holding the glass above his head he let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill any water?
Answer: The glass was filled, but not with water.
An ordinary American citizen, with no passport, visits over thirty foreign countries in one day. He is welcomed in each country and leaves each one of his own accord. How did he do?
Answer: He is a mail courier who delivers packages to the different foreign embassies in the United States. The land of an embassy belongs to the country of the embassy, not to the United States.
Put a coin in a bottle and then stop the opening with a cork. How can you get the coin out of the bottle without pulling out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Answer: Push the cork into the bottle, and shake the coin out.
Bruce wins the race, but he gets no trophy. Why?
Answer: Bruce is a horse.
How much dirt is in a round hole that is 9 feel deep with a diameter of a feet? (Hint: You don't have to do any math to get the answer. Just use your head!)
Answer: None. You make a hole by digging out the dirt, so the hole is empty.